According to my husband, I am a know-it-all, so I figured I really should share all that I know, right???
So who am I? Are you sure you want to know? Well, if you’re sure, and if you’re gonna snoop anyway, here it is:
If asked, I guess I’d have to say I’m that snoopy neighbor that peeks out the window to spy on you, but I promise I’ll get your mail for you if you have to be out of town for a funeral. That’s me: the mouthy, do-gooder girl next door.
Although I don’t have the luck to win the lottery, I certainly am not the dullest person to walk the earth either.
I’m a thirty-something jack of all trades in the world of writing. I like to write nonfiction, chick lit, poetry, flash fiction, and young adult fiction, but my commentary is not for the young! Hence, the need for an adult blog.
I am a small town girl living in the ‘burbs. As they say, you can take the girl off the farm, but she still knows how to use duck tape. As a farmer’s daughter moved to the “big city” with a love for fashion, interior design, all things retro, popular culture, small town life, photography, my crazy family, sarcasm (plus all others things humorous), my vast array of friends, and my comedic husband, my world and writing are never dull. I could live on Dairy Queen and homemade bread and butter if the world worked my way. Oh, and I may, or may not, have an opinion on everything! Feel free to disagree, but realize I’m right. (Well, probably I’m not, but don’t expect me to admit it!)
If you need to laugh, need advice, or somebody to kick you in the ass, come hang out with me. I’ll do my best to keep you on the beverage-koozie-side of life.
And if you have something to say or want to connect with this chocoholic-cussing-jeans-wearing-smug married, you can find me at firstname.lastname@example.org.