So I can’t fathom what it must be like to NOT want to go to the Iowa State Fair! But rumor has it that some people actually don’t know what the hoopla is about. They think it’s just a bunch of animals. Okay, so there’s lots of them, but, I mean, come on, there’s gotta be a baby goat, a llama, a miniature pony, or a shorthorn somewhere in there that you like!
But assuming there is not, in honor of a neighbor of mine, I am going to tell you my top 10 things you can see at the Iowa State Fair that doesn’t involve poop. Lol.
10 Things that Don’t Involve Poop
So, things you gotta see if you’re avoiding the animals (or even if you’re not):
*You gotta do the Ye Olde Mill canoe ride. It’s a time-honored tradition and, as kids, it was rumored you kissed the one you would marry in that tunnel. Now, I’m gonna say that might not be exactly accurate, but it’s an Iowa State Fair tradition. You gotta do it once. (I know. That’s a dangerous statement, isn’t it?) If that isn’t enough, let’s talk about another major go-to: the big slide. You ride a rug down this enormous slide and they have microphones for all your cuss words and shenanigans! It’s awesome!
*If rides aren’t your thing, but you’re a poor teacher or a parent of kids that lose their crap constantly, you need to hit the commercial building for all the free stuff! Pens, pencils, balloons, magnets, and, of course, you can grab your UNI and Iowa State posters there, too! (Okay, the Iowa ones, too, I suppose) 🙂
*The cultural building is way cool, too. If you’re not into animals, then maybe you like art, photography, or wood-working. I’ve seen some cool furniture there, some ridiculous doll houses, and some kick-ass photos! (Oh, and a lot of weirdos, but that goes with the territory! Lol. I was there, too, so I can’t judge.)
Make the Best Better
*The 4-H exhibit building is like Pinterest on crack in person. I won’t lie. I’ve been known to snap a few pics and recreate at home. And as a former 4-Her, we’re high quality. 🙂
Play me some Funky Music
*You can’t help but run into one of the free concerts. Lots of up-and-coming artists get their starts at state fairs. Be in on their first rodeos, so to speak, or their last. Lol. You can catch Tiffany, Nelson, and Slaughter for free! Of course, the big boys you pay for play at night under the grandstand and those are definitely worth seeing, too!
*If you’re more of a sit-and-watch-it-happen-around you person, find the Bill Riley stage. It makes you proud to be from Iowa with tap dances, gymnastics, singers, magicians, you name it, showing off their talents.
Ride the ride
*It’s not my style so much, but the Iowa State Fair has the Midway of all Midways. It’s huge. Go on some rides. See the sights from sky-high. Personally, I love the sky-jack that gives you a view of the whole fairgrounds. It’s a crazy sight on a busy day or on a warm night!
*You gotta check out the contests. Seriously. They have the craziest contents ever. I can’t even believe some of the stuff you see. People, they have a boy’s cooking contest, they have a fly tying contest, and a banjo contest. And that’s just one day! They actually have tributes to Miracle Whip salads!
Pucker up, Buttercup!
* Now, obviously, I also think you need to trek to the butter cow, but if that’s too close to an animal, don’t despair, they have a Laura Ingalls Wilder, too – all in butter!
Yum, Yum, Get me Some
*But, let’s face it, I could go on and on about the state fair, but ultimately, if you go for no other reason than the food, you’re still gonna walk away happy! Between the corn dogs, the cattlemen’s roast beef sundae, the malts from the dairy barn, the fried Oreos, heck, you can even have salad on a stick if you’re that crazy, but I wouldn’t recommend it when there’s good food to be had! And, of course, there’s beer. So you got that goin’ for you, too!
So whether you’re an animal poop hater or born in a barn like me, there’s plenty to keep you busy! Just promise you’ll Instagram or Facebook your best photos – I’ll be watchin’ for ‘em!
Did I miss something? Have a good fair story? Never been? Tell me what you’ve got to say!