Okay, yes, it’s Monday, and we’d all rather be in bed, but we’re not…
So at least we can be happy that Duck Dynasty is back on with new episodes for a whole new season! You can squander this Wednesday night with a new episode and probably catch up on last week’s, too. And… here’s the kicker: there are overly attractive Duck Dynasty pajamas, t-shirts, ties, and boxers easily attained at your favorite Walmart, Shopko, or well, anywhere. Probably if you look hard enough, there are suspenders, thongs, and shoestrings, too. (Yes, I did say thongs. Now isn’t that a thought for a Monday?)
If you haven’t had the pleasure of watching the show, you should. Although the scraggly beards are as off-putting as 20-year-old browning tighty whities, it really is a great show – it encourages faith, it makes your family seem normal, and you can’t go wrong with that Southern charm. I promise you it will make you Hap-pay, Hap-pay, Hap-pay!
And with that said, Happy Monday to you and yours!