Oh, go ahead and give me that guilty look because you know you love Facebook as much as I do! You probably wouldn’t be reading this if you didn’t! And it’s okay to admit it, even if you are one of the silent Facebook stalkers that read but don’t comment. It doesn’t have to be your dirty little guilty pleasure. It’s not like you have a secret porn addiction (not that we’re judging) or a need to accidently catch people’s lawns on fire with your discarded cigarettes. There’s nothing wrong with liking Facebook. I’m loud and I’m proud to admit I am a Facebook junky. Now, rise up and join me. Say it with me in true Red Green style:
I’m a Facebooker.
I could change.
If I wanted to.
But I won’t…
because I’m stubborn… and/or addicted.
It seems to me like being on Facebook has gotten a bad rep, but it hasn’t kept much of anyone off of it. I have a friend who’s been trying to hold out because she worries that she’ll like it too much. That’s like not eating ice cream or having sex! Holy Guacamole! Guess maybe she has more willpower than the rest of us. Don’t know about you, but if we’re limiting ourselves to only things we won’t like too much, I think I’ll go ahead and be fat on Dove chocolates and just go down with the Facebook ship!
Okay, so we all know it sucks up too much of our time, but there’s the other side, too. I just got back from vacation and in an effort to be in the moment, I did no checking of fb. I basically went unplugged. But then I came home to immediately delve into the virtual world I’d missed, and it reminded me why I am a Facebook advocate. There, on my screen, were pictures of chubby cheeked babies born this week, trophy photos showing big toothy grins overshadowed by ball caps, well wishes to people celebrating monumental anniversaries (that are rare in our day and age), and eulogies for loved ones passed away. I laughed. I teared up. I cheered. I gritted my teeth in anger. I smiled to myself. And I wished a bunch of people well. It was like a verse right out of Ecclesiastes.
Say what you want to about Facebook, but this is the daily news I want to hear. I watch the morning news only to hear that 15 people were shot, beaten, stabbed, or chased down and they go on trial, die, or they claim they’re innocent of all wrong-doing even though they have 27 arrests on their record. No thank you.
Give me your trips to Panera for an Asiago bagel
and your vacation photos of smiles and empty margarita glasses.
Give me your tired of the work week posts
and your yearning to be debt-free mass posts.
Call me the statue of statuses, I’ll take them all.
People could argue that there are a million insignificant details shared on fb everyday, but I could argue that those same people are desperately trying to share their lives with us. And I want that! I want to know about your lives! How else would I know that my niece is home sewing bean bags for a game at the county fair? How else would you know that your best friend in high school that now lives in Alaska had to flush her daughter’s goldfish today but it resurfaced twice like a resurrection before finally exiting the world? How else would I know that you watched your sister graduate with honors to be the first one in your family to graduate from college? How else would I know that you are mourning the day your grandpa died because although you can grieve on paper today, you couldn’t put it into words and tell me that aloud? How else would I then know to bring you a coffee and some Kleenex to get you through your day?
As a writer, I need social media like Facebook and Pinterest. It’s how I get more readers. But as a person, it’s how I stay connected to you people that matter to me so much that I want pick up a coffee on your bad day, I want to know where you ate supper last night, who showed up on your doorstep asking you to buy a Kirby, and how you plan to keep the stupid people at bay. Those are the Hallmark moments we all get for free…
So if you agree, hit the share key and update your status. (And if you don’t, go back to grumbling at your coffee mug and facebook stalking. We don’t have time for you anyway…)
Okie972
June 22, 2012 at 10:45 pm
I agree completely! I have reconnected with so many of my high school friends through Facebook. When I first started finding everyone, I learned who was still in the old hometown, who was scattered across the States and even the globe, and who isn’t with us anymore. In a crazy global world, it’s good to find that hometown feeling — even if it is virtual.
boltoncarley
June 22, 2012 at 11:51 pm
i agree! i would have no idea what you were up to or anyone else for that matter. i’d just be saying i wonder what happened to them… 🙂
Mischa
June 22, 2012 at 11:18 pm
amen. and sometimes it’s even a way to know what the heck your own sister is doing 🙂
boltoncarley
June 22, 2012 at 11:50 pm
very true, sister dear!
Janiece
June 23, 2012 at 2:24 am
Your writing always makes me happy.
Gosh, i miss you 🙂
You missed all the excitement Thursday. We could have used your cowgirl skills.
boltoncarley
June 23, 2012 at 1:29 pm
i love giving happiness! and i can only imagine thursday. but i promise you my roping skills aren’t good. 🙂
Jen
June 23, 2012 at 10:52 am
Yes! I call going through the newsfeed reading the news. It’s a lot more meaningful than the depressing crap on TV. I can’t quit, and I don’t want to.
boltoncarley
June 23, 2012 at 1:30 pm
amen! the newsfeed beats the heck of out of the newsdesk on the today show!
Teresa Cortez
June 23, 2012 at 1:06 pm
LIKE!!! How do you do that? Change my mind so easily? Love the contrast between FB and the icky news. How true.
boltoncarley
June 23, 2012 at 1:32 pm
perspective is everything, right, teresa? still bummed we won’t get to hang out in kansas. your views always make me re-think my thoughts, too. 🙂
Kasie Whitener
June 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Well done, my friend. Removed all the guilt I’ve ever had over being a FB busy-body 😉
boltoncarley
June 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm
good! you should have no guilt about wanting to be connected to friends! 🙂
Jeanette Cheezum
June 24, 2012 at 3:33 am
You summed this up nicely. We left town and totally unplugged. The minute we were caught up we puged back in, and yes FB was a part of the quest to find out what’s been going on while we were gone. Cute!
boltoncarley
June 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm
glad to see i’m not the only one that has to catch up on the “news!” thanks for reading, jeanette! 🙂
mikehandley
June 24, 2012 at 4:24 am
I’m a holic, too. Plus, it’s good for my artwork. I get far more traffic through FB than my own website. In fact, I’m seriously thinking about deep-sixing mine. I could use that $100 a year to see a movie. Maybe put $20 with that and get popcorn.
boltoncarley
June 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm
exactly! fb is the only way to get attention for your stuff. and your stuff deserves attention! 🙂 so get some popcorn and rent a redbox. lots of profit in that! 🙂
Kirra Antrobus
June 26, 2012 at 6:08 am
I love this! Facebook isn’t so bad!
boltoncarley
June 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
agreed! for all the minuses, it’s still the best deal around!
Veronica Roth
June 26, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I started with FB as a way to connect with my children when I’m away from them in Europe for months at a time, but I’m so lucky to have formed a lovely community of friends who post silly jokes, interesting articles and support me. Who could ask for more? One thing I don’t get…and correct me if I’m wrong…I’m using someone else’s social media platform, I’m not paying for it, and when that someone changes the look or feel of that platform, without some consultation of the mass public (which apparently should be voted on), people seem to take it as a personal doing…to them and start nasty campaigns. Frustrates the hell out of me. I just want to shout “IT’S NOT YOUR PLATFORM PEOPLE!” It’s free, easy to use…respect it or bogg the hell off. (Putting my soap box away now)
Kirra Antrobus
June 26, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Agreed. People get way too bent out of shape when Facebook changes.